Come on now don’t you know I loves the divorce? Bring it, Jessica Perroni.

Naw, ma, it ain’t like that no more. See, I cleaned up. I talked to Natalie Gregg. She was named a Top 10 Family Lawyers under the age of 40. She works in Allen, Texas. That places is allllllll right.

I used to know Jessica Perroni. She was a divorce lawyer. Family lawyer. Whatever. You know — like Nicole Marciano?

She’s one too.

In a good way.